samoan

A person of descent from the primitive island known as Samoa. They look Asian except with a larger nose, larger eyes, larger eyebrows, and a larger ass.
Generally a friendly people except in the United States.
They are one of the hardest people to knock out so go for the knees.

Simoans of Hawaii don't value protection from the United States.

by koehlerdus April 5, 2005

Samoan Spike

The act of Taking 17 erect penises and shoving them into exactly 1 earlobe.

Umaga and friends gave me such a hardcore Samoan Spike with their Junior Fatus.

by Joey Orgler November 8, 2007

Samoan

A sub-class of morbidly obese, Asian-Pacific-Islanders. Identified by huge foreheads and 'groucho' eyebrows, disturbingly long, thick, matted, black hair (men AND women), thighs where there should be biceps and all clothed in humongous short pants. The males of the species are bred for drywalling, erecting cinder block walls and as defensive linemen, but are often hired as doormen at nightclubs frequented by affluent and/or famous Negroes. The females are used primarily for breeding purposes but occasionally can be seen repossessing automobiles or running after suspect's cars in televised police chases.

When in the presence of a Samoan, proceed with caution. Do NOT make eye contact and back away from their habitat as quickly as possible. They are wild, extremely aggressive and unpredictable and should be treated as such. Give them their space and most times they will not bother you.

Did you know....

.....that Samoans are descendants of headhunters? Yes, and they ate babies, too.

.....the NFL was the first organization to import live Samoans starting in the 1980's? Sadly, their families were allowed to follow and immediately began setting up villages.

.....a typical four-year-old Samoan male eats 60 lbs. of rice, 55 lbs. of fish, and 16 gallons of breast milk a day?

by Manny Poloobamafuu August 31, 2010

samonologue

Term used to describe a story which should have been simple, but during delivery turns into a monologue.

Also applies to jokes told in a such a poor and round about way so as to render all funniness obsolete.

Person 1: Have you written an example yet? Should be really easy for you right

Person 2: Well I was going to write a full monologue but I didnt think it would quite fit what I wanted the other people to say, so instead I came to the conclusion that the best thing to do was to write what could be the start of a monologue and a story in which the person whilst telling a story does so in a very round about way and often gets side tracked with other stories during delivery...

Person 3: What is he talking about?

Person 1: He's just gone off on one of his samonologues again...

or

Person 1: That's a nice jacket Sam is wearing

Person 2: Whatever you do dont ask him about it

by Dontevenreplyisagreatwebsite October 9, 2013

Samoan Dinner

A meal big enough to feed all of Africa. There is only one meal big enough to feed a Samoan.

A Samoan dinner is a really big meal.

by Hong kong fewy September 2, 2017

samoana

A very beautiful Pacific Islander that is skinny & talented. She doesn't care what people think & she doesn't need a boy to tell her how fine she is. Confident & funny as fuck! Really nice but short temper.

Most Samoan girls are Samoana

by Katrina Perkins January 23, 2018

Samoh

A unit of currency in Honduras based on the value of a Sam. The backstory is that Samantha went to Honduras in 1990 and she was not desirable to the locals so they traded her for a Miller Lite and a Dave Matthews tee shirt. I.e. a sam is almost useless.

I hired a hooker in Roatan and she only cost half a Samoh.

by claudec32 July 13, 2018