Store time

Leaving the time on your watch unset and incorrect after purchase for the duration of ownership.

Me: what time time is it?
Guy: (pulls out iPhone) ...
Me:why didn't you just look at your watch?
Guy: it's on store time.

by Htown November 14, 2012

store d'oeuvre whore

noun: a person who stops by every display in a grocery store or market (ex. sam's club, publix) and gets samples.

Me and Alina went to Publix Saturday and they had store d'oeuvres...... she was totally being a "store d'oeuvre whore", she stopped by every one and got something!

by Lynyrd the cracker July 10, 2010

Store Bought

A special way of refering to an adopted freak.

I was homemade, but my sister's a store bought.

by SpiderMeat June 30, 2011

Store bought Conservative

Conservatives who work as puppets for the Bush/Cheney administration such as Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter ext. They are never to be confused with Independant conservatives.

If you want good right-wing radio, don't listen to that store bought conservative, listen to Michael Savage instead!

by The Harmeister July 15, 2008

store whore

a girl that frequently visits your place of business and does not buy a damn thing and love's to bitch about something you don't care about.

Store whore is walking this way. You gotta talk to her this time, I can't stand listening to her complain about her lack of dickincider.

by bedubyah August 28, 2007

Store sampling

People who act like they are going to buy something but just go in the store to look at funny or odd things take pictures of merchandise or for the ac or they are gang bangers trying to steal something

Susie and John acted like they were going to buy something but really just stole some Vodka and was store sampling.

by Harmabumman October 21, 2011

store brought

When you bring something to a party that you got at a store without actually having paid for it.

HOST: Thanks for the beautiful cake! Did you make it yourself?
GUEST: Nah, I don't have the money for that. It's store brought.

by calonzo December 14, 2018