spamspamvines

The hottest person ever

I wish I was spamspamvines

by spamspamvines March 3, 2022

Genital Spasm

Very similar to Groin Spasm, a genital spasm is a condition where your nuts start to hurt involuntarily, and either feel a short spike then nothing, or A FUCKING JET GONE INTO YOUR TWO TESTICLES LIKE 9/11! You will possibly nut in your pants if you are over 14.

I think I might be having a genital spasm again, back away, I need the washroom.

by DasWonton September 18, 2018

lucas spars

cute small blonde hair dude with a giant cock

omg its lucas spars!!! hes so cute and hot and look how big it is

by megalodon112306 April 17, 2022

spamster

1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.

2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.

3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.

PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!

BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.

PETER: What did you say?

BOBBY: Oh, nothing.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

spasmic gasm

word my drunk dad invented trying to describe to his wife how his food tasted when he got home wasted

Did you make this salad? Well its giving my mouth a spasmic gasm

by danielf October 18, 2007

organ-spasm

A mind-blowing, earth-shaking orgasm so intense that you never forget it. It must be something of a religious experience as most people shout, "Oh God, Oh God, Oh God!".

Holy crap Jessie can give great head. That was an organ-spasm I'll never forget.

by james savik September 26, 2006

spashley

The combination of the names Spencer and Ashley from the hit tv show South of Nowhere on The-N. It's an affectionate term used mostly by the people for the ship.

Spashley is the best thing on this show!
Ashley:I want you and I don't want to hurt you.
Spencer: I can take care of myself and with some left over to take care of you.

by Ryanne E August 16, 2006