smirkable

Not quite worthy of laughter; able to be smirked at.

Napolean Dynamite was not funny at all. It wasn't even smirkable, in fact. Somehow it still became a cult film. Wtf?...

by ash1337 November 19, 2006

Smirkitis

A sudden urge to smirk or grin patronizingly at someone when they say something stupid (though you probably don't want them to see) or something you shouldn't be laughing at.
Often irresistible. Coined by poet Sanbud Tehrani.

"Don't bother, He knows I try to fight this
But whenever I hear Our Father or Allah Akbar
I feel a bout of smirkitis."

by TFE August 28, 2007

Smigmit

Packaged meat juices that are found in canned or vacuumed processed meats. The juice can be gelitin or liquid in nature. It is found in most moist processed meats of different types.

Smigmit is found in: Ham, Spam, Chicken, Beef, Sausages, ect.

by David G. Walling August 31, 2007

smirff

awesome people who die their hair blue and are short..not to be confused with smurf

"that chick is a smirff"

by jessicamessica February 18, 2009

Error smirk

The happy expression on an employee's face when he or she has made a serious mistake at a loathed workplace. To the employee, it signals the possibility that the work place's reputation has been seriously damaged. This only occurs when an employee stays on for the perverse purpose of causing such damage.

"Jones. you moron! What were you thinking? The client thinks we are idiots now thanks to you."

"Really?" Jones responds with an error smirk.

by Cirdellin January 11, 2010

Resting smirk face

A condition where someone's neutral face is to look like they find everything highly amusing.

Marr: They say this proposal is a serious risk to manufacturing and industry, with huge costs...

Priti Patel, government minister: *Smirk*

Marr: I don't see why you're laughing.

- The Andrew Marr Show, BBC Television,

Viewer: She might well be a cold hearted ghoul, but that's just resting smirk face.

by Corbyn Ate My Hamster October 19, 2019

The Smirk

The Smirk is Bob's Smirk, everyone wants it, only one can have it

i need the smirk

by PerfectPeridot January 28, 2021