Smimbo

-Lowest of the low
-Dirty
-An image that is mentally disturbing
-Shit recepticle
-Hairy cock-master

"Its dirty, not as bad as smimbo, but getting there"
"Fuck me, smimbo is ugly"
"ooo, i need a dump, wheres smimbo when you need him"

by El Bo December 9, 2003

Slimjob

When you rub the head of your penis in a counter-clockwise motion with either a Slim Jim or a palm of Crisco.

Example 1:
Guy: who She totally gave him a Slimjob!
Guy 2: And aliens could come down and heal people
Guy: No... thats dumb.

Example 2:
Guy: Look at me play guitar
Girl: Lets get to the Slimjobs
Guy: No, i want to drown my angst in music...

by Drillbit314 May 24, 2009

smimbo

Hideous
Disgraceful
Shit
Incestous beast
Beautiful
The internal workings of Edgar Allen Poe's most twisted mindset

FUCK OFF SMIBO
GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ME YOU PERVERT SMIBO
the priest just wants to talk, smimbo, do whatever he wants

by The bo-atron March 3, 2004

slimjaw

when someone drinks a slim fast and is called a puss and fucked in the mouth until their lips deflate.

That girl last night got a total slimjaw and woke up the next morning saying her lips were sore.

by nasty mattie March 27, 2009

Slimjob

The act of wrapping a slim jim around an erected cock, and then slowing eating if off.

Yo the asian slut Caitlin gave my boy Jim a mad slimjob last night.

She really knows how to mechanically separate that meat.

by CaitRape9 May 6, 2010

Smijin

A term refering to the offspring of a smurfer.

That smurfer has had her first smijin.

What a cute smijin you must be very proud.

by The Lord of Southfields February 9, 2010

smimmy

A great and furious thing. akin to cool

that was smimmy!

by boon1234097 October 12, 2009