smartypants

vision: clear
worries: reduced
love: immense

smartypants: "I am glad we are spending this day together. Yes the situation is complicated but we can find a way because we are clever." 🖤

by Krkič April 14, 2019

smarty

when you get a blow job during an academic endeavor, such as studying, listening to motzart, or at the library

i am hella horny but i have so much homework to do; i could really use a smarty

by Andrew, Paul, Brian March 17, 2008

Miss Smarty Pants

One who talks about longitude and latitude.

"well aren't you miss smarty pants, talking about longitude and latitude"

by antonia666 March 20, 2005

smartying

smart partying - checking yourself prior to wrecking yourself

"oh man, I'm so hungover this morning, bro"
"not me, man! We were smartying hearty last night!"

by Smart Partier January 27, 2008

Mario Smarty

When someone is incredibly talented at Mario Party. Not just lucky, but has pure, god-like talent.

Also, one who does not pick a woman character. They always lose. Pick a man.

They always win.

Gstache beat me 46 times on Mario Party, he is a Mario Smarty. Fo sho.

I can't believe JBN picked Daisy, he got creamed 46 times; I didn't even have to use my Mario Smarty powers

by JBN Gstache May 4, 2007

Smatty

Slang term for a sandwich - does not have to have ham in.

This egg and bacon smatty is the nuts.

I can't eat this smatty, it's got mayonnaise in.

by tubes11 November 12, 2010

smarty cunt

also known as (smart ass) dad used it this is milliganus

stop being a smarty cunt

ha ha smart cunt

by jim milligan aka skillz aka piper June 9, 2004