Rumpler

When 2 people scissor each other and rub buttholes together then fart at the same time while climaxing.

The two men rumpled throughout the night. They both wanted to experience a hot rumpler.

by Carnage79 August 15, 2012

Rumplemintz

Rumplemintz a common misspelling for Rumple Minze which is a 100 proof peppermint-flavored german schnapps.

Michelle had a shot of Rumplemintz and said it tasted like peppermint rubbing alchol it was so strong!

She was so drunk she went to the bar to order a shot of Rumple Mint Schnapp and called it Bumble Bee Snot

by RumpleMintMichelle October 28, 2008

Rumple Shot

An alcoholic beverage that's like Christmas in your mouth.

I took some rumple shots, they were like Christmas in my mouth.

by Meowmeow111 May 5, 2011

Harry Rumplemint

It's when you are getting a girl from behind or doggie style and you take a breathmint, and put it in your anus. Then you take out the breathmint and put it through your pubes, and then after you are done having sex, you tell her that her breath stinks and that she needs a breathmint, and give her the Harry Rumplemint.

That chick I was banging last night was so hot, but her breath stunk like Suttin, so I gave her the Harry Rumplemint.

by dj_lenny_02 April 10, 2009

Rumpty-Dump

The Rumpty-Dump originated as a dance hit in the 50s age. It grew popular among young, rebellious, white teens. This rage was spread to Hispanics, and later on African Americans. While no longer popular, whenever the children of the 50s hear the nostalgic tune and the lyrics "Hands in the air, do a backwards jump, clap 5 times, do the Rumpty-Dump!!" the feeling is magical.

"Why, Rumpty-Tom, let's spread the word about the newest dance craze, the Rumpty-Dump!"

"Oh, Rumpty-Manda, how wonderful! We can skip, do the Rumpty-Dump, eat white-only apple pie, and dance in the rain!"

by Rumpty-Manda May 10, 2008

Rumplestiltskin

Thick patches of cellulite on and around the upper thigh region.

Rumple-Stilt-Skin
Rumple: A wrinkle, crumple, or irregular fold.
Stilt: To raise on.
Skin: Integument.

Doug: "Damn fool, check out that bitch in the red dress!"
Ryan: "You're crazy man, there's Rumplestiltskins runnin all over that!"

Elliot: "Check out that black girl in the booty shorts! There ain't a Rumplestiltskin in sight!
Brian: "Daaaaaamn, thats tha hottest 3forward I've ever seen!"

by Dawn Heartsfelt September 22, 2009

rumple rudeskin

A term used to describe ones "brother", or friend. If he is of a "rude" nature and a little "frayed" around the edges. This phrase was first used by native Americans during the early part of the 15th century

upon two gentlemen meeting in the street.....

"easy now rumple rudeskin"
"bo"

by edd and ju April 14, 2004