Vaginal Retention Plan

A woman who will still sleep with a guy long after their relationship has ended despite the fact that he has a new girlfriend.

Yeah, I'm dating somebody new but she doesn't put out, so I have my ex, Lisa on the Vaginal Retention Plan!

by kyssable1 January 11, 2009

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Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

What you call someone when they dish out a random insult and you dont feel like playing that game

Foreman: Douchebag
Cunningham: Don't even start with me you Anal Retentive Thunder Cunt

by Grandmahsta J August 3, 2008

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Describes da status of someone who is so fussy, orderly, and "by da book" dat if you tell him, "Up yer a**!" in disgusted response to his excessive expectations of perfection, he actually tries to persuade you to stay and "follow through" --- in a literal sense --- on said merely-figurative retort.

Be careful who you tell to "Shove it up your butt!" wif regards to overly-picky requirements --- if you say it to an "anal retentive" person, he might actually put yer number on his speed-dial in order to occasionally ask you for said posterior-orifice "servicing".

by QuacksO June 15, 2024

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