retarding

The process of being/acting retarded to a magnitude of 10.

That bitch goes around retarding all the damn time!

by fucktard66996969 April 25, 2006

retardedness

the act of being retarded

Haley was showing her retardedness when she fell down the stairs on a cruis.

by Haley Marie P. July 15, 2007

Retardginalize

To marginalize something so completely as to make it absolutely retarded.

Republicans Retardginalize Taxes down to sound bites and talking points.

by [TOM] ThunderDawg November 23, 2010

Retardiness

When you forget essential stuff because you are in a hurry. Retarded behavior combined with being late.

I forgot my cell phone in my retardiness.

by Richardhg December 13, 2010

Digital Retardation

The process by which Google Drive is too stupid to realize that someone who uploaded a video is the owner of that video file, thus prompting them to share the file with themselves before they have access to download their own video.

Man, I can't believe I'm seeing such Digital Retardation in today's society. I just wanted to download my video!

by BillyWorder12 April 9, 2019

mental retardation

Effect of listening to one of George W Bush's state of the union address's.

John: Hey Fred, where's Tom?

Fred: He was sent to a crazy house.

John: What? Why?

Fred: He watched one of George W Bush's speeches and came down with a case of mental retardation.

John: Oh.

by jokemonkey March 4, 2008

Retardedness

The state of being retarded; the process of being an actual retard

My dad left me because of Daniel Lvovsky's retardedness

by The Thiccest Jew June 3, 2018