Swallower's Remorse

After swallowing gizz from a b.j., wishing one hadn't done so. Usually because the cum flavor was nasty, almost made one choke, or there was nothing to wash away the aftertaste with or realizing that it may not have been a safe swallow due to not knowing much of the sexual history of the cum dumper.

One Girl to Another: I totally have Swallower's Remorse!!

Another: Why?

Girl: I gave JP head last nite, but the flavor was just nasty! I mean he smokes cigarettes and guys who smoke have nastier gizz, but his was positively rancid! I gargled half a bottle of Listerine, but I swear I can still taste it!

Another: Maybe he hadn't jerked off in a while.

Girl: You might be right, he seemed really horned up and came quick. Well let's go do shots of Tequila, maybe that will wash it away.

by sarasplayroom.com September 29, 2009

remoras

A person's remoras are a personal retinue of sycophants that maintain the fragile esteem of an important person and bask in that person's reflected glory. They do not serve some instrumental purpose. such as bodyguards or assistants, but are merely a mobile personal cheering squad.

You can always expect that stars and media celebrities with have their remoras in tow.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006

Fappers Remorse

The feeling of disgust after oneself is done fapping to something strange. It usually occurs right after oneself has came all over his keyboard.

When I was done fapping to trannyporn again I immediately felt Fappers Remorse

by pooook October 31, 2011

remock

A mocking remake of a serious work.

"Dark Shadows" joins "21 Jump Street" and "Starsky & Hutch" in the list of serious TV shows that were remocked into slapstick comedies for the big-screen.

by scotte61 September 25, 2012

recockindiculous

Recockindiculous : pertains to a person who has a superiority complex and cocky in character, doing something absolutely absurd and ridiculous. Rendering his cocky attitude completely a laughable idea there after.

Derived from the words reject-cocky-ridiculous

Pronounced :
Re-cock’n-dick-Q-liss
Submitted by LuvH8Luv

I can never look at Bradly the same after his recockindiculous attempt to solving our heater problem. Even a half wit would know lighting a fire with plastics and gas inside a enclosed area is a hazard if not fatal.

by LuvH8Luv March 16, 2022

orgasmic remorse

when you have the best sex ever with someone you do not care for or ABOUT, and your guilty conscience makes you physically ill, it's called orgasmic remorse. it's the new "food poisoning" excuse.

Donnie took a personal day, he has orgasmic remorse.

by hilda50 October 31, 2013

Cummer's Remorse

that feeling you get after you achieve an orgasm, by doing something that you are not proud of, and damn sure wouldn't tell your friends about. Its sort of like buyer's remorse only you can't return the shame...

"I had cummer's remorse like a motherfucker after I smashed that fat chick"
"I bet Joe had cummer's remorse after that blowski he got from Bill."

by BIG SMIT October 13, 2009