randomness

An excuse for the incalcuably irrational actions of females under the age of 24.

The word is also used exclusively used by females under the age of 24. The most frequent use of the work occurs in the captions of MySpace or Facebook photos. These photos often times depict the subject participating in a seemingly odd or meaningless scenario with a peer.

In a more self-indulgent exhibits the word can be as a cover up for the obvious vanity associated with "artistic" or close up shots of body parts (e.g. lips, eyes, midsection, etc.) In this sense the word "randomness" becomes synonymous with the phrase "I have no explaination for these pictures other than the fact that they are a vain masterbation designed to stroke my own ego."

See masterphoter for an explanation of internet photography.

LOL What are we doing in this picture? OMG Randomness

by Sam Keeler March 6, 2008

</randomness>

</randomness> is something like </sarcasm>, it's used to mean that the randomness is over using html tags to attempt to be funny. Used correctly it might be funny.

leik1337boi: What's your problem?
ytmndfool: Cheese~!!!~</randomness>
leik1337boi:.................. You're insane.....

by teh roxx0rz boxx0rz pwnage one June 19, 2006

randomer

Synonym for 'random' - a person unknown to a group or one who says/does things which are inconsequential, makes contributions which are unconnected with the topic under discussion or behaves in ways which do not match the norms of a group or sub-culture.

Some randomer just walked in and left a plastic gnome on the bar.

by maninbeijing April 8, 2013

Randomnisity

A SERIES OF RANDOM EVENTS - Talking about somthing and then randomly talking about something else and carrying on with that subject for a while then talking about another random thing and carrying on with that subject

The sun is very orrange today it remindes me of pinapples

pinapples have stupid things on the top and it looks like her stupid hairstyle

hair gel looks like jelly tho and it doesnt taste nice

this is very Randomnisity lol

by James best May 26, 2006

ranoner

Random boner. A boner out of no where with no explanation.

I just got a ranoner

by Kamm007 July 2, 2016

randomed

when ant mele dies in cs this is the excuses he makes

"he couldn't have killed me, it was random jobber luck"

by Medicinal April 5, 2004

Randomizer

A womanizer who makes out with random girls.

I have been with womanizers, but dude, you are a randomizer!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013