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texas roadhouse footjob

Wow, babe that texas roadhouse footjob was amazing.
by xx_yungtrappalappa_xx February 27, 2024
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Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching

The act of a male going to Texas Roadhouse and receiving free peanuts, then one by one inserting them into the anus. After inserting as many as he can, he then clenches his ass hole tightly, pinching the peanuts inside, and sometimes even cracking them from the force.
"Did you hear? Mark was Texas Roadhouse Nut-Pinching!"

"What a crazy guy!"
by AD94441 March 14, 2026
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Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole

The act of face fucking your partner after a large dinner at Texas Roadhouse, after finishing in your partners throat, they throw up the remnants of the dinner and your cum onto your stomach.
“Hey did you get anywhere with Jessica last night? Yeah! She gave me the ol’ Texas Roadhouse Cum Casserole!”
by WalkerIllinois March 28, 2025
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When you put Texas roadhouse cinnamon butter in someone’s ass, fuck their ass, then the other person licks it off their tip
by Young Beauman February 17, 2026
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roundhouse tit to the face

when an exotic dancer winds up and aggressively smacks a customer across his/her face with a massive tit. this maneuver can be delivered as a single blow or as a series of strikes. A roundhouse tit to the face is not to be confused with a motorboat, which is less aggressive.
Hey man did you see that guy over there? He just got punished with a double D roundhouse tit to the face!
by RET123 January 19, 2009
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roundhouse

What Chuck Norris does to your face before you die.
"The last thing the guy saw before he died was Chuck Norris' foot inflicting a roundhouse kick to his face."
by TDiggy December 23, 2005
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roundhouse kick

The most deadly of deadly kicks only when performed by Chuck Norris.
1. Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Bruce Lee, breaking him in half. The result was Jet Li and Jackie Chan.
2. At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris can roundhouse kick with his left leg and his right leg...At the same time.
by Slick Rick no.2 July 24, 2008
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