A quief cookie is just another word for a douche bag. It is the item used to clean out a womans vagina after sexual intercourse.
Look up douche bag.
Look up douche bag.
"OMG... that was good sex. Will you pass me my quief cookie?"
"Sure thing."
"And while your at it.... you owe me 20 dollars."
"Sure thing."
"And while your at it.... you owe me 20 dollars."
by i1like2this3 April 18, 2008
Cooter is another word for a vagina. Quief is a word that describes a fart that comes out of the vagina.
Cooter-Qweef...another saying.
Cooter-Qweef...another saying.
by Danielle F July 26, 2005
Welcome to quief reef.
by StickyRickyDicky May 27, 2019
Dousche Quief: A dousche bag whos so stupid and nasty he can be a quief at the same time hence the word Douschequief
by Mhs Student October 7, 2004
by Whaley_girl December 8, 2007
alternative word for "douche bag" or "asshole" more commonly used to describe someone as being inconsiderate, unkind, or just plain idiotic.
That new kid at school is a fucking quief bucket, he thinks he can walk through the hallways and push people out of the way like he's king DICK ASS FUCK COCK BITCH CUNT TITTY ASS SHIT!!!
by GodAlmightySatan May 29, 2010
When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.
"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."
by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008