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Y’all Qaeda

1. The far-right wing cult led by false prophet Donald Trump who religiously believe in his ultimate authority. They are known for their attack on the Capitol of the United States on January 6th, 2021 during a Constitutional session to confirm electoral votes that would officially elect Joe Biden the 46th presidency of the United States.

2. Really dumb hillbillies who wear stupid hats and fly stupid flags.

3. White nationalist racist terrorists.
I went to the Cracker Barrel off I-75 the other day and I swear I was at a Y’all Qaeda convention, broke crackers everywhere!
by John Tallant January 8, 2021
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tea-qaeda

( ˈtē\-ky-də; translation: "debase") is a American semi-militant semi-Christian mostly nutty organization founded by David H. Koch, and drug addict Glenn Beck at some point after President Barack Obama's election of 2008, and some say even earlier. It operates as a network comprising groups of racist, crazy militants and a radical Christian movement calling for American religious state with strict interpretation of Christian law or the Wild Wild West. It has been designated as a terrorist organization by real Americans and most in other countries.

Tea-Qaeda has attacked civilian that believe in true freedom and equality for all and government targets in various states, including the latest attack by Ted Cruz with the government shutdown which has cost Americans $24 billion, blocking marriage equality at every opportunity and working to block healthcare for poorer Americans. The U.S. government responded to the attacks by launching Obamacare. With the outing of key leaders and bank rollers, real Americans have started to see Tea-Qaeda for what it is, racist, homophobic, dumb poor folks who watch to much TV and don’t know or care how to fact check something. Tea-Qaeda's operations have devolved from a manufactured group by drug addict Glenn Beck, (bank rolled by rich old white folks that could give a rats butt about those in the spewing there vomit) to something more akin to monkeys flinging poo at a window.
by Equality for All October 17, 2013
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Al Qa'ida

Sum assholes who killed many americans and are gonna get f'ed up
by Big Bad Mike May 4, 2005
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AL Quaida

This is the group that is responsible for many unjust and pussy ass hit and run acts against America. For instance the attacks on September 11th 2001, the numerous violent murders of American contracters and soldiers and also the blowing out of Tom Brady's knee against the Chiefs in 2008.
AL Quaida is a bunch of pussy ass bitches and I would like to tie them to a chair with no bottom andbeat the shit outa thier nuts untill they have nothing less than worthless mush, which isnt much less than they have now.
by The Tenacious T-Bagger September 26, 2009
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Qaido

An absolute chad in all he does. (Especially soccer)
QAIDO!
by MADESTCAD August 4, 2020
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Al-qaeda

Muslims that dont like us. Suicidal bombers and shooters similar to isis except they are good hide and seek players for hiding America’s Most Wanted Osama bin laden.
The navy seals found and assassinated al-qaedas great hero then threw his head in the ocean TRAGIC Like every hide and seek game eventually you will get seeked
by KingInnaEarth February 2, 2021
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halima.qaisar

A general incredible individual she is known for her splendid character and their haikyuu!! content on the app tiktok !! She loves Iwaizumi Hajime and I don't blame her though he is an attractive individual!! Also, to close get look at their tiktoks they are amazing!!
Person 1: “Hey, have you heard of halima.qaisar?”

Person 2: “Of course, she's that certified iwaizumi simp on Tiktok!!"
by cowboymatsukwa March 24, 2021
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