poonking

To masturbate whilst taking a shit.

Im poonking the shit out of this toilet.

by nolanj April 13, 2008

PWOK

PWOK- People Without Kids. A person, couple or group of friends that:
1. people who get along with children well but don't necessarily want children of their own

2. love the idea of having children & not want to have children
3. be ambivalent to the concept of having children

"oh man, they're a perfect couple to have kids but they're so PWOKS!"
"that couple should reproduce! what fantastic offspring they'd have, too bad one of 'ems a PWOK"

by tomihoochie May 15, 2009

Pwooking

Pronounced like Pah-Wook-ing.

Its the sound of your last drops of piss hitting the water in the toilet. This word means "shaking off."

How long are you pissing for? Are you done pwooking yet?

by Pwooking January 12, 2008

Plonkey Chops

Is a term of indearment refering to a person that often talks a lot of nonsense. Can also be used as an insult,however it is usually ineffective

Jake: Did you know that penguins are the only known birds to prostitue themselves?
John: Shut up, you plonkey chops

by Grizzly Griffin March 1, 2009

Poonknappers

A group of highly intellectual males who catch poon all day. They keep this poon for their own personal pleasures, to satisfy their needs. Hit sixes and get bitches, nobody talk shit about these kids. Ain't nobody gin say shit. Ain't nobody!

Look at those fuckin swagged out poonknappers in the corner over there, holy fuck they're dreamy.

by Pk worldwide May 24, 2013

Phwank-sha-pwank

Someone who can turn any situation or statement (no matter how squeaky-clean) into something "dirty" or sexual. Beyond dirty-minded.

Katie: I was SO tired this morning!
John: (in deep voice) Your mom was tired this morning...
Katie: God John! Your such a phwank-sha-pwank!

by kat26 June 1, 2009

Ponkie

Ponkie is known as a womans private parts, snatch, and Vagina.

ponkie=vagina donkie = penis

Whew I can smell her ponkie from a mile away

by Gary Jingles March 23, 2010