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Grian-Proofing

To create a machine, contraption or building and add specific features that would prevent a Grian from wanting to interact with it, to stop him from breaking it in a fraction of a second, or to keep him not wanting to use it.

Must be used in the context of Minecraft.

Grian-Proofing may also be done with specific items but trapping them with him knowing - anything would prevent a wild Grian from completely obliterating what you've just spent half your life on is a viable Grian-Proofing measure.
Guy1: "OK, I think I've nearly finished creating this massive item filter for redstone-only items"
Guy2: "Wait, remember to add a seperate item bin onto the end, that should Grian-proof it well enough to stop it from clogging,"
Guy1: "Oh yeah... I forgot about Grian-Proofing."
by billGatesButBetter September 12, 2019
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izzy proofing

literally just baby proofing it, nothing else just baby proofing it
random person: bro we gotta start izzy proofing the house, she's coming around soon
other random person: yeah we should do that, or she'll get to the knives like last time
by I_am_eeeeeeee411 December 13, 2022
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Prowsing

Johnny was caught at the library prowsing at naughty nurses
by Joeyjoejoe September 24, 2012
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Proposity

An occurrence or action carried out by another individual that is preposterous
“You saying that I slept with that woman is an absolute proposity”
by Sharkbaitwhohaha November 25, 2018
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The Proposition System

The Proposition System is a very tactful system that allows one to identify a woman whom he finds attractive and to discreetly show it to his friends. Though the Proposition System can apply to a woman that is just generally beautiful, more often than not in real-world implementation it is used to identify a woman with an attractive posterior.

The Proposition System has a clearly defined syntax which must be adhered to in order to be used effectively.
Proper usage of the Proposition System:

In keeping with the fact that the Proposition System is mainly used to identify attractive posteriors, the syntax goes "Proposition {color of pants/skirt/shorts/etc of the woman in question}?"
If the woman is wearing jeans around other women whom are also wearing jeans, one may differentiate by saying the color of the woman's shirt followed by the word 'top'.
The surrounding males must then either approve or disapprove of the propositioner's findings with an 'affirmative' or 'negative'

Example:
Mike:"Jesus christ! Proposition grey at 7 o' clock."
Jon:"Affirmative, my friend. Good eye."
by Skeeter McDougal September 29, 2005
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porpoising

When a man is fucking a woman doggystyle and "accidentally" slips his penis into the woman's anus, and she responds by turning her head around, arching her back, and making a sound similar to a dolphin or porpoise - "eeee! eeee!"
Dude, last night I tried to slip it in Katie's ass, and she totally started porpoising - it was hilarious.
by GangstaPornBitch February 9, 2008
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prooping

short for pre-poop; the time before you poop where you allow your poop to build up inside of you; characterized by standing up and pacing and prairie dogging
Tom was waiting to use the bathroom, for he was waiting for his prooping stage to be complete
by poopspelledbackwards January 22, 2011
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