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Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.
That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !
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Procrasturbating

I had an exam to study for but I didn't wantto do it so I went and masturbated, engaging in Procrasturbating.
by Zachary Carapetis July 4, 2008
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Procrasturbating

"Hey dude, my mom caught me procrasturbating so now I have to go finish my homework...and start attending church again"
by D-daii March 25, 2010
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procrasturbating

to maturbate to use as an excuse for not doing homework, work, etc..
yo dude i just got done procrasturbating so i am happy now...

teacher: why isnt your paper done

Billy: I was procrasturbating all night
by Tyler Falk September 2, 2005
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Procrasturbating

With so many finals to study for, I spent many night procrasturbating!
by xHoneyBeex June 12, 2011
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procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.
Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project
by McCrackhead September 13, 2010
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procrasturbating

being lazy and masturbating to get rid of boredom
At least they're working... while I'm just sitting here, procrasturbating
by rvelloso51 June 17, 2015
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