procrasterbate

To procrastonate by masterbation

Yo did you get ur homework done ? Nah man I just procrasterbate

by bdkkc February 17, 2015

Procrasterbate

The act of stalling or avoiding important tasks, and using the time to masterbate instead.

Did your brother make it to Dallas yet? -No, he PROCRASTERBATED all day, and missed every flight out!

by Beege the Great August 25, 2016

Procrasterbate

When you have something to but instead of doing it you masterbate

Jimmy should've been working on his science project but he chose to procrasterbate instead.

by Nayweboom September 21, 2017

Procrasterbation

The act of putting something off long enough that it litterally only screws yourself.

Stop procrasterbating

Are you really gonna procraterbate?

What's with all this procrasterbation

I'm procrasterbating

This will teach you to procrasterbate

by Ol man the wise April 17, 2017

Procrasterbate

To put off doing things that are probably important, while masterbating.

I procrasterbate instead of doing my homework after I get home.

by RPGxUnknown October 12, 2017

Procrasterbate

It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.

I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!

by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010