Procastinapping

Procastinating by napping

Teacher: Why do u always wait to the end to turn in your HW? Are u always procastinapping?

by Fireslayer4 April 22, 2017

Procasturbation

Being to lazy to masturbate, so you put it off until tomorrow.

Last night I was way to tired to masturbate, so I proctasturbated. This procasturbation is an issue.

by Eddiecat October 21, 2017

Protistitute

A being, regardless of gender, who remains stationary in one designated position, mostly corner of the room, for a long period of time. Can be hired for anyone between $10-$50.

Yo look at that guy just standing there like a protistitute xD

by Big Hob Joe May 5, 2018

Procasturbation

When you take too long debating if you should rub one out or not and you end up falling asleep.

Last night's procasturbation session did not allow me to get a good night's sleep

by Tonka Hut December 22, 2019

Procitirting

Procitirting is when someone likes to tell random people horrible things at random times

Bob: I’m going to burn down your house
Random person: what the fu-
Bob: *Dabs and runs away*
That was Procitirting in action

by AngryToddler May 1, 2022

Porcist

From Latin/Greek roots

porc- (pig) → porcist / porcian

Someone who abstains from pork.

There was not a word coined so I invented one in hopes I will be immortalised - Reece Harper

"I don't eat pork, I'm a porcist"

Porcist (noun) – a person who abstains from eating pork.

Usage: “I’m a porcist, so I don’t eat bacon or ham.”

Adjective form: porcist – “I follow a porcist diet.”

by Smurfiss February 3, 2026

Proistic

Professional artist.
Artistic professionalism.

My creativity is quite proistic.

by HLCinohio June 13, 2025