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Porty Jertkle

1.)Phrase used to describe a fucking idiot, accidentally created through a random key tapping frenzy (such as "fdkjghdfkjgh") that resulted in real pronouncable words. The context of this caused it to seem like an insulting phrase, that of which it came to actually be.

2.)Deriving from the words potty and jerk, "Porty jerktle" is a phrase that was used by the Phonecians in 1235 A.D. when they could not find words to describe the stupidity of a young man in their tribe who, while having passionate sex with his fat girlfriend, knocked over a lamp causing the entire town to go up in flames. They therefore took these two words and put them into one phrase to describe this stupid, stupid bitch. Like seriously; "Who has sex with fat girls?", they wondered(they didnt care about the fire, just the fat girl part).
"Victor, you slept with a corpse you fucking PORTY JERTKLE!"
by Rafi_and_Mike November 13, 2005
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popity ping

the Jermaan word for MI-CRO-WAVE
the popity ping burned my bum.
by urmumlover69 January 14, 2017
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purityrannical

puritan zealot behavior that borders, if not is, tyrannical in nature.
That purityrannical group has been boycotting the gay couples flower shoppe preventing people from entering for weeks and the shop had to close.
by Freedominflight August 21, 2021
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Purity Vanilla

A minecraft vanilla semi-anarchy server based on trying to have a large popular multiplayer server completely vanilla, the way minecraft was meant to be played. No additional plugins or mods. It mainly uses crystal pvp to kill others quick.
TooAtomic: i just got dropped by vr with end crystals on purity vanilla
vr: haha ezzzz
by 44qt October 10, 2022
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4x4 last edge parity

he was being 4x4 last edge parity and i ran him over with mmy truck
by Willzwhenthe May 10, 2022
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purity ring

a little silver ring that announces to the world that you take it only up the ass.
did you see her purity ring? that pooper's gotta be loose.
by milo the unkempt April 26, 2015
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portya

A horse girl who does online school. She has an RBF personality at first, but once you get to know her she's the sweetest person ever. She makes super close friends, and would do anything for them. Portya is really good at everything she does, and is incredibly talented. She is cute, funny, and is always there for her friends. She says really funny things unintentionally, we love her for that. Portya is the best person ever.
person 1: Hey! Who's that rider who just one the grand-prix?
person 2: Thats Portya! She's an amazing rider.
by Horsegirl1111 March 19, 2020
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