pouring into bed

To go to bed after drinking most of the evening. The pouring action is used rather than a climbing or crawling action, as the person falls into the bed in a fluid manner similar to a header or a swan dive. This is often done with street clothes on, as most people pass out upon entering one's bedroom. It is also said that drunk people lack the coordination to change clothes.

Pouring into bed is typically followed by a hangover the next morning.

Person 1: "I had a good time at the party, but I think I had a few too many."
Person 2: "Have fun pouring into bed."

by solana August 3, 2007

pouring water on the floor

Nonsense, used when you have nothing else to say or when something is nonsense.

"Awkward silence" Hmmmm pouring water on the floor

"What did you say?" Ahhh, its just pouring water on the floor.

by jmajcan March 28, 2019

Pouring the milk before the cereal

The right and only way of eating cereal

Omg shes pouring the milk before the cereal ?? She's so smart

by Lololololha April 6, 2019

Pouring Whiskey

To "pour whiskey" can mean a few things.

A: To pour a bottle of whiskey into a glass.

B. To fire bomb a large area during a military air raid.

-Hey, what's with not pouring whiskey with me yesterday?

-Oh, I wasn't sure if you wanted to fire bomb a city, or if you just wanted to get drunk.

-Both?

-Nice!

by Mark Connor February 10, 2009

Populib

A book containing a list of many people known to a single person, usually constructed by that person, used to remember and opinionate on them. Variations may include entries which do not name the specific person, or sections of notice under which names can be classified.

The boy saw his name under the "Friends" category of the Populib and became instantly thrilled to see it.

by Aladdin Taliman September 27, 2007

populized

The act of populating an area.

Jim and Jenny populized their home by having little Bobby bastard.

by kapman January 26, 2009

pouring salt on the wound

To make a situation thats already bad worse!

Man, why the fuck are pouring salt on the wound?

Oh yeah... why dont you keep pouring salt on the wound, it's only going to make things worse!

I think I just fucked shit up even more by pouring salt on the wound.

by Lexzqo May 29, 2019