poondae

The act of inserting a scoop of ice cream into the vagina then adding sides such as chocolate syrup and sprinkles.

Girlfriend: did you like that poondae I served up last night?
Boyfriend: it was very tasty

by Collinu19 October 22, 2019

jimbo ponder

The best maintenance man known. Born in 1966. Originally from Tulsa Oklahoma, he currently resides in Denton County Texas.

Jimbo Ponder fixed our A.C. this summer. (Maintenance )

by Fact Checked February 4, 2017

poindexter

one who looks and acts like a nerd but does not posses the super-natural intelligence of a nerd.

"Stop playing Dungeons and Dragons, poindexter."

by Robbie August 28, 2004

Poondyke

The poon of a dyke. Usually resembles a massive pile of cobwebs.

Barba: Damn cuz, that chick totally just turned me down, the tramp.

Jamal: *walks over to chick, pulls down her skirt, and walks back beside Barba*. Yep, just what I thought.

Barba: What cuz?

Jamal: Poondyke. No straight b*tch would turn your arse down.

by Jarrad Hickey May 19, 2010

ponderances

Ponderous thoughts to be ponderously pondered. Basically, if there is an adverb, adjective, and verb of ponder, then it stands to reason that there ought to be a noun as well.

Kevin often played the guitar to keep his mind from unpleasent ponderances.

by Kevin Gerrit Roelofs April 18, 2004

Ponderosa

A meeting to discuss issues in friendship. Coined by Jackie Christie.

"Tammy and Evelyn are friends now?! I can't believe they're having a ponderosa without me!"

by Shaun-Andru July 1, 2017

ponderosa high school

A Fucking peice of Shit school where people sell drugs, leak sex videos, call themselves the original sophomore sluts, and bring guns to school. Plus a whole lot of other fucked up shit.

Let's go to a ponderosa high school football game tonight and see if we can get fucked up on some shit and sleep with some of the oss.

by Haha what I say is true February 28, 2017