Poocasso

Someone who gets fecal matter on their finger and smears it on something.

I gotta go wash the walls again, Helen.

My little Johnny is quite the Poocasso.

by LuckyPunk777666 July 8, 2010

poffadock

Word used to mock homosexual males.

Derives from the words "puffer duck" when said in a gay british accent.

*two teenagers are mocking gays*

teen 1 ; oh dawling, you look fabulous!
teen 2 ; Oh, Poffadock. I never even used my moisturiser
Teen1 ; you naughty devil!
teen 2; oh stop it!


Each time "oh" is said the stereotypical hand flopping motion is made.

by smokepellet October 18, 2008

poofaff

A person in a white hazmat suit with a crown on their head.

Wow, I want to be a poofaff for Halloween.

by poofaff September 22, 2020

poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

Poofbot

A Scottish or Australian term for a Gay sex Android.

Australian; "Jack , shine that Poofbot up and get him ready for a pumping Mate."
Scottish ; " Dougal, lube the Poofbot up for a shagging".

by Pootdaggy September 2, 2017

Food poof

A vegetarian, a vegan, a herbivore, someone who does not eat meat.

"Do you have any special dietary requirements?"
"Yes. I'm a food poof."

by ginger joe January 4, 2008

love poof

A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging bra or similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs" peeking over the top of said undergarment.

I like to have a little love poof on the first date.

by Rainbow Coloured Llama December 16, 2008