coffee poaching

The act of pulling out the coffee pot in mid-brew and letting it drip into your cup. This is a common office foul that either dilutes the entire batch of coffee for the rest of the office or caused it to be much more robust.
Kevin's been coffee poaching again. This batch taste watered down!
by twowheeler1300 April 07, 2011
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ski poaching

Usually just called "poaching", ski poaching refers to skiing or riding in closed areas.

Although closed areas are usually closed for good reason (ie: avalanche risk, etc), they are also often closed because they are deemed too dangerous for tourists (read: lawsuit). However, locals often enjoy and know how to ride these areas "safely" and will do so regardless... hence poaching
"I got caught poaching by patrol"
- meaning "I was caught snowboard/ski poaching by the ski patrol"
by annonymous skier December 22, 2008
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Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.
Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.
by Rich Foreman December 11, 2008
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poach fuck

the ultimate cock block move. involves asking a person on a date while they are on a date with someone else. copulation not required but strongly reccommended.
We were best friends until I poach fucked his prom date. At least he got to take her home.
by joeaveragenyc January 12, 2010
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beer poached

having a 'still good' beer taken from your reserved table/bar space by a friend or stranger whom may have mistaken it for their own, or perhaps just a douchebag that has formed an art of the technique.
Person A: "That asshole totally just took my beer..that whore!"
Person B: "Looks like you just got beer poached."
by EViL2uCe February 19, 2010
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Farmville Poaching

Someone who sits at the home page of facebook, waiting for some other low life to post that they have found a unique,"lonely" animal on their farm. And then proceeing to adopt it within the first 30 seconds of the post.
Austin - "Hey Dan, wanna hang out today?"

Dan - "No I can't, i'm farmville poaching."

Austin - "Get a life."
by P titties October 18, 2009
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roach poach

v. Steal the roach after smoking a joint (Usualy when the theaf didn't buy the weed). -roach poacher n.
I can't find the roach anywhere... Did you roach poach me?

No, don't invite Scott to smoke the weed with us! He's a roach poacher!
by Xeneth Sparda December 07, 2004
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