Non-Planner

Noun. Used to describe an individual that lacks the consideration & common courtesy for others while scheduling an outing. In other words , the day of the event rolls around and you have no fucken clue what time or place. It's like being in the Twilight Zone! Totally in the dark and the non-planner decides to ask later that evening what you'd like to do that night. Rude as fuck!

What a tool! He's such a non-planner! It's like he flys by the seat of his pants. It is so fucken annoying! It would have been courteous for me to have known what was on the agenda that night. I have kids ya know!

by Cappy C January 9, 2023

double planker

A shit that stays intact and stretches from one side of the bowl to the other resembling planks on a pier

"I ate so many taco's I just dropped a double planker"

by Ron V July 23, 2008

Pancer

Ponys getting cancer. LOL

Rainbow Dash got pancer and Died a really painful death. LOL

by The Boston Steamer August 9, 2012

Planker

Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.

(skier cuts off snowboarder)
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"

by john zebra January 11, 2011

prancer

A term used to descibe gay males who do dance.

"I think ben is a prancer because he takes dance class"

by Dagss July 30, 2008

plankerville

also known as the restroom (men's or ladies); a term used to describe a safe haven, where people can poop in peace; plankerville usually has a janitor, or a person responsible for keeping it neat.

"where's joel?" "he's sick again, and had to go to plankerville"

by tina miller March 25, 2007

plander

Unplugging a toilet using your hand because a plunger is not available and leaving it plugged would result in an awkward situation

Was at my in-laws all day eating cheese and the iron steamer I dropped in their half-bath caused a major clog. My brother in law apparently doesn't believe in plungers so I had to plander that turd free otherwise my wife would never hear the end of it from her sister.

by milpoolSK June 24, 2017