Gomer's Pile

Gomer's Pile is what Sgt. Carter found in the toilet.

Sgt. Carter: Corporal Boyle, do you know what I seen in the latrine?
Corp. Boyle: What's that, Vince?
Sgt. Carter: Gomer's Pile! Pileeeeeeeee!

by jump the shark December 28, 2011

Pillergas

"Pillergas" is the act of jerking someone off, while aggressively squeezing their shaft with your fingertips.
The term derives from the Danish movie Kapgang from 2014, where pillergas is potrayed as an extremely intense and pleasurable way of jerking someone off.

"That guy didn't even last 2 minutes, due to the pillergas I gave him"

by SophisticatedYoungMan December 8, 2020

Poke around the pipe

When toilet paper has little effect on wiping clean and you are then forced to jump in the shower and then with a soaped up finger, poke around the poo shoot to remove all traces of faeces

'That curry went through me and my shit has spread everywhere, I'm going to need to poke around the pipe to clean it all up.'

by Chopper.Mk.52 April 7, 2019

Black Pilled

When you believe there is no way out of a problem.

I'm so black pilled, i just don't see anyway out of this. No matter what we lose.

by BlackPilled November 4, 2020

a miserable little pile of secrets

A man. A male human being.

A miserable little pile of secrets!

Richter Belmont: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!

Vlad Tepes Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh! I was called here by /humans/ who wish to pay me tribute!

Richter: Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

Dracula: I suppose the same could be said of all religions...

Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!

Dracula: What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets! But enough talk... Have at you!

by Dremark May 23, 2006

pipe down

basically telling someone to shut up.

"hey you over there, pipe down"

by Anonymous July 6, 2003

pipe lord

A male with an enormous penis. Usually referred to in a sexual way.

Jesse is such a pipe lord.
I agree, his penis is huge.

by trillasspipelord January 4, 2014