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faux paslching

when a woman masturbates with her foot while receiving anal sex.
Can I faux pasl you?
by jasmine May 31, 2003
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Phelpsing

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Getting super H and go swimming in a pool.
Guy 1: Have you seen Chad?

Guy 2: Ya, after he took all those pictures of himself ripping that steam roller he's been doing laps at the Y.

Guy 1: Man that guy's all about Phelpsing.

Guy 2: I can't believe you used that word you tool.
by lodge_man69 February 14, 2009
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Preaching Sheik

Someone who goes around preaching to the unseen crowd. They can be found in quiet places, or if they are bold, in public, speaking to those who are not there, or to those who are hidden. Most preaching sheiks are borderline or full blown schizophrenics, though are not always crazy, as they appear to be.

Preaching sheiks give entertaining speeches and acts to the spirit world which watches them constantly. This may also be their way of praying to God in a very different style and manner.
if you happen to witness a preaching sheik in action, whether by hearing them preach or watching them put on a show to what appears to be nobody, keep in mind that you might be just the audience they are looking for.
Though alcohol and/or drugs may be involved in the sheik's sermon, they can do it completely sober. They simply choose to exercise their ability to talk outloud when and where they feel comfortable.
Guy#1: Did you see that dude drink a six pack all alone as he talked to himself for like an hour?

Guy#2: Lol, he didn't just talk bro, he danced and laughed at some pretty funny shit. By the way he was talking to whoever might be listening, he's a preaching sheik, not a nutcase.
by JaySteeze January 13, 2015
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phelpsing

the act of vigorously training in the water. Including swimming drills, laps, or any water activity of high intensity.
Ben: "Hey Joe, are you coming tonight to play some pong?"

Joe: "Nah bro, I'll probably be too tired after phelpsing."
by Joey Fizzle March 29, 2009
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whelching

a guy dips his balls in hot chili. and the girl sucks it off
When Curt wanted to be pleasured, he thought long and hard. He chose whelching with his girlfriend after deciding the pain was worth the pleasure.
by Narvy April 23, 2007
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phelping

1. swimming vigorously.
2. swimming laps in a pool with 8 gold metals on your neck.
the surfer was phelping away from the shark on the beach.
by justin mayer October 18, 2008
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Peaching off crumbs

After an individual takes a very satisfying shit on the toilet, it is essential for them to wipe. If you begin walking after taking a shit and a few pieces of shit or "muddy water" fall or drip down your leg you are by defintion "peaching off crumbs."
O shit, look at that girl, she obviously did not finish wiping her ass, because she is peaching off crumbs!
by the drips April 30, 2009
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