by Butch June 1, 2004
Get the phancy pheast mug.Shorthand for orphan. Usually used in the form of #phan. Used when you are on read and they don’t reply for hours on end. Simulating that you’ve been abandoned as if you were a suckling babe at the orphanage.
Ben calling Lawn: Hey lawn, I’m currently in county for molesting a Chinese wire extension tomato support.
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
Lawn: Oh god what happened?
Ben: I just fucking told you dingus.
Lawn: …
Ben: Hello? They’re about to take me away for a hard 30, I need help.
Ben: #phan
Lawn: Sorry, I was watching this random lady rub rocks on the screen and I was feeling it’s magical effects on my left glabella. Did you try vajazzling it with some bath bomb jewelry?
Judge: GUILTY!!!
by Bennehftw December 5, 2022
Get the Phan mug.The curdy, smelly substance that forms in the folds of morbidly obese humans. Usually found in individuals of first world nations that frequent the many convenient locations of shatty fast food restaurants.
Johnnie was looking for a nice place to lube his tube steak. Bertha, looking for a one up, was happy to oblige as she had an abundance of pannus butter in her damp, smelly, moist crevice that had not been disturbed in a very long time.
by Radtechnogist October 21, 2022
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"Doing a pannet" is the action of quitting you job after a weekend of drug abuse because you cant handle the come-down effectively.
Eg-Doing a pannet
Danny said "I can not be arsed with this shit im going to get some anti depressants"
Ryan fucked work off on Monday due to excessive magic consumption the Friday before.
Danny said "I can not be arsed with this shit im going to get some anti depressants"
Ryan fucked work off on Monday due to excessive magic consumption the Friday before.
by www.mcfc.com January 27, 2011
Get the Doing a pannet mug.A one on one game of football (soccer) where opponets attempt to put the ball between the other persons leggs and recover it on the other side.
Other wise known as Nut megging.
Other wise known as Nut megging.
by 4 litres of fun July 18, 2005
Get the panna mug.There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.
by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004
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