phanning 

A word to describe anal sex between two gay men when the bottom’s anus prolapses, and the top pushes the prolapsed anus back in with his penis.

Dude 1: So how was the sex last night with that youtuber?
Dude 2: It was alright, up until the phanning
Dude 1: Oh man, that’s crazy. I wish I could’ve phanned a specific gay youtuber ;).

phanning by A heart to heart June 13, 2022

Harry Phanning 

constantly texting or instant messaging someone

person 1: texting away on cell

person 2: oh you are harry phanning again

Harry Phanning by boooyeah December 18, 2009

Urban Planning 

Something that does not exist on the North American continent.

Canadian: Wow, I can't believe it takes me 30 minutes a day just to drive to work!
American: If you think hard, I have to go 45 minutes on road to anywhere!
Mexican: You guys have roads!?

North Americans together: Oh yeah we don't have urban planning...

Urban Planning by Дecca March 17, 2021

planningly 

plan·ning·ly adv.

With or by good planning.

From "planning": the cognitive process of thinking about what you will do in the event of something happening

cf. luckily, often incorrectly used instead.

Planningly, when the server died (as servers do from time to time), we had a current backup. Luck had nothing to do with it.

planningly by Paul McGowan June 10, 2005

Planning a diarrhea 

"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.

Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.

* So, are you working on Tuesday?

** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.

Planning a diarrhea by Abarbarea August 29, 2022

phanting 

1. acting, behaving, resembling an elephant
2. panting/breathing heavily due to being fat (i.e. an elephant)

1. Dude, why didn't you call my sister back? Cuz that bitch is phanting, SON!

2. Joanne passed by a bakery and started phanting.

phanting by peterkz November 20, 2009

Panning for Butt Nuggets 

A euphamistic expression that makes the chore of cleaning the cat litter seem more enjoyable

There's feline gold buried in these parts. I reckon you could strike it rich panning for butt nuggets.

Panning for Butt Nuggets by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004