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plamph

Onomatopoeic term for a freshly-laid turd.
Watch you don't tread in that steaming plamph.
by L G Mann July 5, 2006
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pamphleteer

1. Someone who distributes pamphlets that endorse or refute political, religious, social and environmental issues.

2. Someone who's outspoken about political, religious, social or environmental issues, but opinions are based on superficial evidence picked up from conversations and unreliable sources.
Joe's pamphleteering, which included denying global warming and the use of government climate control tactics, was accurately refuted by Pam's reliable sources.
by Ditzlexic February 2, 2016
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Pamphlet

A short book of 350 pages or less. Something that can be read in a single sitting.
Person 1: "Well I finally finished the Sorcerer's Stone!"
Person 2: "Oh really?"
Person 1: "Yeah, why? I enjoyed it."
Person 2: "Its good, but kinda small; its more of a pamphlet than a REAL book."
by suilerua sucram October 21, 2011
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pamphlet man

1) boi who gwan chat bout he religion
2) boi who gwan try n convert sexi gyalz in he religion
3) boi who dun wan nah action from gyal dem
1) *couple making out* boi: i jus went door to door advertising my religion

gurl : bun u i'll go sex diff manz

2) boi: sexy Kizzles plzzzz join my religion
Sexy Kizzles: lick my pum
boi: not until marriage

3) sexy kizzles: fuck my hard bytch squeeze me, ooooooo i wanna suck u
boi: wuts this gurl doing i dont want that her pants are too tite
by rizzles July 4, 2004
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Plamph

A large segmented snake made out of rock.

Plamphs usually live underground.

Plamphs eat a variety of things, including metal, rust, charcoal, wood, humans, preferably clowns; glue, soap, squirrels, chipmunks, rubber, ducks, batteries, preferably D-Cell; horses, cows, gazelles, zebras, rabbits, and car motors.

Plamphs are most commonly found in New England, with very cold winters and very hot summers.

Plamphs usually live in mountainous areas, since there's room under the mountain to start a nest.

Male plamphs stun their prey by screeching at an unbearable pitch and volume.

Female plamphs don't hunt, rather stay underground to protect the herd.

There are only 9 known species of plamphs (genus Planfa): Granite (Communia), Lapis Lazuli (Lazuli), Sandstone (Tophus), Diamond (Adamas), Mountain (Collis), Quartz (Vicustractus), Topaz (Chrysolithus), Emerald (Smaragdus), and Urban (Urbanae).

Plamphs of different species usually don't get along.

Plamphs usually travel in herds of the same species. There are usually 7-15 plamphs in a herd, and 3-5 herds in a pack. A plomph is made up of 3-5 packs, meaning up to 375 plamphs in a plomph.

Plamphs mate twice a year, in the spring and the fall, and lay eggs 4-7 feet under ground. 7-10 plamph eggs are produced each season, but only about 3 survive.

Baby male plamphs are taught by their fathers to screech and hunt, and baby female plamphs are taught by their mothers to care for the family.
I saw a plamph in my backyard. It tok a bite out of my porch and burrowed back underground to join its herd.
by MpegEVIL July 17, 2011
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pamphlet

A little boy who has floppy lip syndrome and he cant say his his 'l's!!! you ask him wat is rong with him and he say...'i have fwoppy wip spyndwome!! lol :)
e.g a boy with a floppy lip called pamphlet
by honkjn March 31, 2009
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pamphlet

a noun used for a man with one testicle.
I just found out that Justin is a pamphlet!
by ballin50 April 16, 2011
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