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Pessidogs

A special kind of dog breed aged btw 5-10 who idolize a little midget from Argentina know as Pessi. They comments "pessi is the goat", "pessi>all" in different social media platforms including Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, etc. (Even in a unrelated post)
Well know for abusing other football fans when they loose a GOAT debate, they starts entering others private life to mock, abuse and degrade them in public. (Can be called as parasites)
Their main obsession is thinking about the best football player ever who played the game.. Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. Poor pessidogs can't accept this fact, so they abuse his fans.
X: Hey that kids are saying Pessi is the goat.
Y: Don't worry about them, they're Pessidogs. Just ignore.
by Dracula 7 September 5, 2021
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Pessidog

Pessidogs (plural)

Brainless Kids aged between 5-10 who are obsessed about the best footballer in the world Cristiano Ronaldo 🐐. They're well know for abusing other fans when they lose a GOAT debate.

●(Fun fact: they end up proving their low IQ)●
Regardless of everything they try their best to make Pessi (Argentine midget) relevant in debates with fake stats (ex. 16267 dribbles, 848836 pre assist, etc) and fake quotes.

Their daily routine starts with commenting pendu and penaldo in every post in Instagram, Facebook, twitter, etc.. doesn't matter if its unrelatable to football.

Places found: in most of the posts commenting "pendu, penaldo, pessi the only goat", etc.
X : I found a kid commenting m(p)essi > pendu.
Y : don't worry, he's a pessidog.. ignore or he'll bark.
by Pessi my idol November 8, 2021
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penoscrotal web

condition when the skin of the scrotom attaches and forms the bottom length of the penis itself, resulting in curved and tight erections. the condition can be surgically repaired. it is either congenital or caused by an aggressive circumcision.
when you have a penoscrotal web, your penis appears longer on top, and shorter on bottom. the shaft can then be covered in scrotal tissue/hair.
by bgb24 December 19, 2007
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Pedosexual

Some sick human being that sexually attracted to children that thinks Society excepts them cause there part of lgbtq+ for some stupid ass reason
Sara:what’s ur sexuality I’m lesbian

Mark: I’m pedosexual
Sara:get out of my fucking house u r disgusting in every way

Mark: r u against pedosexuals

Sara: yes u say ur part of lgbtq+ doesn’t mean anyone likes pedosexuals ur disgusting
by Dumb_bitch_101 December 15, 2019
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Pessimist

What people now call a realist.
It's not pessimistic to acknowledge a cup half empty as long as you know its also half full.
by Lucinda Belle 444 November 26, 2015
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Pedosexual

1. When someone gets intense sexual feelings for another person whom is underage.
2. Pedophilia with extra steps
Jim is a pedosexual,he wants to fuck my child
by Long schlong larry April 20, 2018
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Pessimistic Optimist

It has many meanings such like :
- taking a precaution to prevent a near death experience
- level of optimism
- they see the cup as nor half full or half empty as to them it is constantly filling whilst constantly emptying
- for a good thing to happen a bad must follow and vice versa
our everyday lives are contributed to by pessimists, optimists and pessimistic optimists. An example of this is that : the optimists invent the aeroplane (great invention defies gravity and stuff), then the pessimists come along and think “no I don’t like that” so they come up with the parachute. Hey presto two great inventions one from a hopeful lunatic and one paranoid hopeful. You have the plane but how about the glider? Once again the optimists make them and such the pessimists the parachute. Now who tests it? The pessimist won’t yet as the optimist trusts his handiwork to much he want to go without any safety so the pessimist stops him. Now no one’s testing it. “I know” they think and they go fetch Dave from the local cafe. Everyone say hi Dave...Now Dave is s pessimistic optimist and he loves the idea of just gliding down to earth however he doesn’t want to die if it goes wrong so he takes the pessimist’s parachute. This is one definition of a pessimistic optimist: taking a precaution to prevent death or severe pain.
by camacam2 July 13, 2010
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