perimenopause

In adult women: a period of altered menstrual cycle of about 4 years before the onset of menopause.

9 out of 10 adult women experience perimenopause.

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

candy perfume girl

A loose woman, more accurately, a prostitute. Comes from the fact that they wear cheap sweet perfume.

I'm so lonely I might call me a candy perfume girl tonight.

by Raylit September 15, 2009

periurban

characterizes some activities occuring near the city limits, in the areas that we usually call "urban fringes".

Periurban agriculture is a very important activity in South-East Asia

by BORNE Frederic July 11, 2005

Perfume Penis

The object on the inside of the perfume lid used to apply the perfume. Also known as the perfume wand.

You: What is this thing on the perfume lid?
Your friend: Oh! That's the perfume penis.
You: I thought it was called the perfume wand?
Your friend: No. I think perfume penis makes more sense...
You: Yea. It does.

by Steve the Alligator April 21, 2011

perfume commercials

Perfume commercials (n): two or more naked people smelling or rubbing up against each other

Gertrude: Gagtrona, omg I was watching TV and a purfume commercial came on and my mom thought I was watching porn.
Gagtrona: omg. That's ga-ross Gertrude. GA-ROSSSSSSS
Gertrude: Ya, right. When I told her it was just a perfume commercial she was like "A WHAT WHATTTT. NOT EVEN. NUR EBER. THATS DOWN RIGHT URGGGH.
Gagtrona: GA-ROSSSS MAN GA-ROSSS. LIKE WHAT ARE PERFUME COMMERCIALS. THEY NEED TO BE STOPPED.
Random hobo out of a trashcan: YASSSSS PREACH GIRL YASSS.

by ayeospagettio December 11, 2014

Perfume on a pig's ass

An attempt to mask a foul smell instead of actually dealing with the source of it, usually making it worse in the process. Most often referring to someone who tries using extra deodorant instead of actually showering on a regular basis.

Guy 1: Dude, you really need to shower before going out today.
Guy 2: Nah, we're in a hurry, I'll just put on some more deodorant.
Guy 1: You haven't showered in days. That'd just be perfume on a pig's ass. Get in the damn shower!

by Vinderex January 7, 2018

percumna

A common misspelling of precum. Also refers to the name of a cheerful guy with a high pitched voice.

I wear a condom so that i won’t get my girlfriend pregnant with percumna.

Bro, did you see percumna?

Yeah, he wouldn’t stop laughing at a joke I told him.

by martuti September 18, 2018