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Amerindian penis

A very respectable penis. It significantly averages over 6 inches--quite large in terms of statistics. Amerindians have one of the largest penises in the world. Countries in Latin America that have the largest penises have a higher presence of Amerindian genes. Countries in Latin America with a higher presence of “white” genes are statistically smaller.
Researcher: The Amerindian penis appears to have a greatly longer length than that of the white man.
by Erica_Monsoon1324 June 12, 2018
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Penis Mighty

The state of mind where you have not been laid in so long, you allow your little head to do the thinking.
Chip: "I'm gonna' get laid tonight no matter what!"

Buddy: "Arrrrr! Penis Mighty!"
Penis: "Arrrrrrrrr!".

or

"It's inevitable that I score with the ladies tonight, my friend. Penis Mighty. Penis Mighty."
by Penis Mighty July 17, 2014
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Chad Thundercock's Penis

The reason all the hot girls suddenly stop answering your texts after Saturday night
After a long, hard Saturday night on Chad Thundercock's Penis, Stacy suddenly couldn't remember her name or what day of the week it was anymore and just sat in the corner drooling all curled up in a ball
by D Flawless November 3, 2019
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MC Penis

Satirical Planetary Rapper.

From love songs about Harvey Weinstein, to space raps about planets and lightbeams,

MC Penis is a self proclaimed Planetary Rapper.
Bruh MC Penis's new track Lightbeams is insane, I wish I could be that good!
by MC Penis March 29, 2021
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Paris-Roubaix

A Single day cycling race in Northern France region known as Hell of the North, Queen of the Classics and The Easter race. First run in 1896, Paris-Roubaix is one of the most demanding races due to the cobbled sections of the race. Racers use bikes that have stronger frames than tradition road bikes and have wider tires. The race also frequently has bad weather which turns the cobbles slick and muddy from run off. The trophy for winning is a mounted cobble.
Lance Armstrong never raced Paris-Roubaix.
by Eddy Merckx January 31, 2008
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Paris Effing

The hottest and coolest girl boss to ever exist !!
Person 1: omg look that’s Paris Effing!

Person 2: omg she’s so hot !
by ParisEffing July 13, 2021
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Skinny penis

A popular vine about ya boi skinny penis
"Ah haha it's ya boi uh...skinny penis."
by YaBoiSkinnyPenis December 29, 2016
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