Pengola

Someone, who is very gooodlooking, handsome, and over peng.

Ab: Bruuuv i think michael jay is lookin sexy today
Court: Init, he is lookin PENGOLAAAAAAA bruv

by Abii Solaja June 25, 2008

diarrhea pencils

A term referring to dreadlocks worn by one who is not part of a reggae band; Hair extensions

That patchwork mama's diarrhea pencils were dripping sweat all over me during the show, what a wookie ho.

Thomas Davis had to drag Ricky Williams down by his diarrhea pencils to get the tackle.

After sliding into home Manny Ramirez's diarrhea pencils were covered in dirt.

by tommy Ghostbuster January 3, 2009

pencil neck

Someone who either:
1. Has a neck as thin as a pencil. Is used as an insult on anyone though.
2. Is a pussy. You know, lack's bravery, courage and shit.

1. "Check out that Pencil Neck."
"Hey Pencil Neck, pass tha bong."
2. "Just jump! Ah' ya fucken Pencil Neck!"

by Diego August 25, 2003

pencil dick

Someone with a long but extremely thin penis, resembling a pencil.

wow, all lenghth no body, what a pencil dick.

by James August November 27, 2007

mechanical pencil

A pencil you do not sharpen. You simply click twist or push down to replace your dull or broken graphite. Most college kids use these to avoid getting up over and over.

old man"i've been sharping this pencil for 10 minutes and its still not getting sharp"
Community College Student: "here bra just click it and sit your old ass down.
old man "whats this?"
Student: "a mechanical pencil, they cost thousands of dollars and are from Uranus now you owe me"
Old man "Can I pay you in 5 easy payments"
Student "uuuugh I guess"

by Rebecka.wicker. January 16, 2009

orange pencil pecker

Stormy’s special secret nickname for the Orange One’s junk.

Well it looks like his orange pencil pecker has needed to take a bit of a break from all that fake news coverage.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2019

pencilwhip

The act of falsifying documents for work that was in fact not really done at all. see gundecking

Instead of doing the job as required, the mechanic pencilwhipped the paperwork, so his boss would think he really did the job.

by Paul Boring September 18, 2008