Peef

The male version of a Queef. Physiologically, it is a burst of air which shoots forth from the penis with magnificent force and beauty.

Fapfapfapfap *paaah*
"Daddy, did you just peef in my face?"
"Shut up, junior. You're adopted."

by Dinkmers April 12, 2009

Peed like a girl

When you enter enter a restroom with the intent to poop, but for whatever reason cannot push it out.

Guy 1: Dude, weren't you just in the shitter for like ten minutes, it doesn't stink at all.

Guy 2: Yea, nothin happened.

Guy 1: Oh, so you peed like a girl?

by xIlluzionx January 20, 2009

peed off

another word for pissed off, but in a kind nice way :)

1. im so peed off man its not even funny...
2. he looks peed off

by Chet and Josh November 5, 2004

peedy

short for; a paedophile
a perv

theres this kid in my school called matt wieland and he talks about baby P.
so we all call him peedy

by Y.Money March 22, 2009

Peefart

A brief interruption of steady urination sometimes causing sputtering of urine. More common in female urination, but males report peefartation.

Judge Judy: So Mr. Kelly you say you did not douse the plaintiff in a steady stream of urine?
R Kelly: No your honor the stream was briefly interrupted by a peefart.
*Court room erupts in laughter*
*Judge Judy raps her gavel*

Judge Judy: ORDER!!!

by Tw1tchO_o August 14, 2010

peeded

The act of flushing something down the loo when drunk

Shit I just peeded my flat mates keycard

by Peach_drinks January 22, 2018

peedom

A specific form of BDSM fetish play.

Pee Domination: A type of domination revolving around watersports and using urine for domination, discipline and humiliation. This frequently (but not exclusively or absolutely) includes:

-) Humiliation of the sub. (submissive, slave)
-) Urination on the sub. (incl. body, face, genitals, etc).
-) Urination in the sub. (incl. mouth, nose, vagina, anus, etc).
-) "Water Sports"

Jasmine got into the shower to clean the urine off of her body after some peedom play with her Master.

"Let's do a peedom session"

by Freaky Steve April 11, 2008