You're adopted!

A comeback without much reason behind it besides random shock/bewilderment value. It is similar in usage to "You're Face!" or other random things that can be said as a comeback.

NOTE: This comeback is however tricky to use as saying it to a person who IS indeed adopted would be in very bad taste.

NOTE: This term is best used to friends or people you know are not adopted.

Person #1: "I don't understand why you would do that. That has to be the stupidest thing I have ever heard of a person doing!"

Person #2: "Shut up, you're adopted!"

Person #1: I am adopted, you monster!

Person #1: Oh! Well... I... uh...

by TheLightDreamer June 27, 2012

you're adopted

one of the funniest comebacks ever.
sort of like "your mom" or "your face"

but be sure to not actually say it an
adopted kid. they might take offense.

Lexi: That's a really heinous picture of you, Emily.
Emily: SHUT UP LEXI. YOU'RE ADOPTED.

by Super Ninja January 8, 2008

You're adopted

When you are beginning a roast battle and need something savage to insult his mother with. Works best on African-American males and adopted people. Does not work on people who do not care what you have to say about their family lineage, or people who do not care about their family lineage.

Daniel: Taevan's gay
Taevan: Well, you're adopted
Daniel: Not cool, we both know I am actually adopted
Taevan: Exactly, bitch.

by Mr smart man July 24, 2020

you're adopted

is something that can somehow anger someone that is. like HOW? HOW IS THIS WORD OFFENSEIVE? THIS CHANGES ALMOST NOTHING BUT PROVES THE PARENTS THAT PUT YOU UP FOR ADOPTION (if they ever did) ARE ABSOLUTE JERKS!

bruh: you're adopted
broi: what

by someone else thats not u March 31, 2021

guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted

the term used to break up any argument between friends or siblings.

2 random friends of mine: *fighting over absolutely nothing*
Me: "guys stop fighting you're BOTH adopted."
2 friends: *abruptly stops fighting*

by stankorb March 16, 2021