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Penstered

-"Wait, You drew that!? I'm penstered! That's amazing!"

-"Thank's, Man!"
by JJ8X8 September 30, 2020
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Pester

Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B January 19, 2021
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Pester

A satirical misspelling of Pastor. Pester means religious or spiritual fake guru
Here's a top 10 red flags if you hear the Pester preaching (if s/he has minimum one of these red flags, it means s/he's a pester):
1. They teach you "Prosperity Theology", "Hypergrace", or any similar theology
2. They're so bigoted and racist as fuck: They think other religion/spirituality beliefs, lukewarm believer, non-believer, romance and sex, LGBTIQ++++, or anything against their religious or spiritual value are evil and must go to hell. AND THEY HAVE A BALL TO PREACH THEIR BIGOTRY AND RACISM PUBLICLY, EITHER IN FRONT OF THEIR FOLLOWER/CONGREGATION OR THROUGH SOCIAL MEDIA.
3. Because of Point #2, they're responsible to create moral panic and racism everywhere
4. They're hypocrite
5. They're trying to shut down any critical thinking
6. They're cult leader, not a religious preacher or spiritual teacher (but they claim if they're religious preacher or spiritual teacher)
7. They're cherrypicking the Scripture (or any religious/spiritual books) and interpret it whatever they wish instead of telling the truth
8. They've a hedonistic living (just like secular fake gurus)
9. They're charlatan smart-ass (just like secular fake gurus)
10. They don't give a single shit about you, they just want your money and your attachment
by Sir. B January 25, 2021
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Pesterize

1. Acting like a pest.

2.When someone(s) are pokeing at your nerves.
All my ex-boyfriend knows how to do is pesterize me.
by DIablosPrIncess November 20, 2021
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Pesterchum

Pesterchum is an erotic role-play themed IRC chat client based on a fictional client of the same name in Homestuck, a semi-popular webcomic.
On Pesterchum, users can enter "memos" and chat or role-play with other users in real time. Everybody uses this for sexual reasons, because they are all freaks.
Some notable users are "pissVriska", "voreTerezi", and "cumGamzee", all of which are the most degenerate of them all.
EB: oh, hey dave! can you believe people still unironically use pesterchum?
TG: shut the fuck up john nobody gives a shit
CT: D --> I am very much enjoying this e%quisite erotic musclebeast role-play.
by cubicSimulation February 8, 2022
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pestermonger

The act of spamming quick, safe, low damage attacks in a video game duel when the opponent is at low health in an attempt to finish them off
No its fiiiiiine, keep spamming crouch attack like a brain-dead idiot. God I hate fighting this character, they have so many tools to pestermonger you that if you get below 10% health you're basically dead.
by blissman2020 August 30, 2022
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Pesterfied

Completely motionless when sighting anything requested to stop annoying or troubling a situation
When I seen that same mouse in the cereal box again I was pesterfied
by Shabby Fundenblammer February 4, 2024
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