touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008

paedophile

Scum sucking piece of shit who preys on children for their sexual pleasure

1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.

by urbankhaos May 17, 2003

paedophile

A Paedophile is also known as Pedo Paedo Paedophile or Kiddie Fiddler

It's common in Britian to say Nonce

Definition: You

Person 1 Hey, why was Boris Johnson arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!

by 6Kiddie Fiddler9 March 8, 2020

Paedo

Short for 'paedophile'. One who molests young children.

*Walking down the street when a men grabs a five year old child's ass. Somebody spots this and shouts "PAEDO!"*

by G November 23, 2003

Padongdong

A word used to describe the male genitalia.

My friend, below the waist and between the thighs hangs the padongdong.

by Roadside Jesus February 26, 2008

paldos

noun - used in the mnemonic rule used for the formula of the drain current of a MOSFET transistor in saturation mode. In electronics: Id = 1/2*kn'*(W/L)*(Vgs-Vt)^2*(1+lambda*Vds)

Heavy Cars Got So Much To Say On PaLDoS

HCGSMTSOPLDS

Half Constant vGS Minus vT Squared One Plus Lambda vDS

by Batman and Robin June 13, 2005

Padoru

The cursed Weeb meme that ever existed on Christmas. It is more popular than Digimon's Jingle Bells version which is "Karaku Hayaku" instead of "Padoru Padoru."

Comparison of Lyrics:
Digimon: "HASHIRE SORI YO, KAZE NO YOU NI, YUKI NO NAKA WO, KARAKU HAYAKU"
Fate/Extra: "HASHIRE SORI YO, KAZE NO YOU NI, TSUKIMIHARA WO, PADORU PADORU"

by Ronald Lee March 29, 2021