Pullin a Paulie

A term significant to Fairfield and New Haven country referring to the act of making up a bullshit life story to get sympathy sex from a ridiculous amount of underage girls.
Sometimes "Pulling a Paulie" may entail faking emotional disorders, or obsessions with feminine things such as Lady Gaga, Hello Kitty, Dildos, and a common misconrception that the person pulling a Paulie is an innocent person who does not do Drugs.

After the person Pulling The Paulie wears out the pussy of the 14 year old girl, or if she has already become a horrid 16 Year Old Girl, he will tell them he wishes they were dead and will move on to the next girl. People who Pull Paulies will often convince the girl they are Madly In Love with them and are meant to be together and often use the excuse "But your different from the last few (over 9000) girls"

Fairfield County is notorious for teenagers who Pull Paulies, especially ones that invade the Hipster, Juggalo, and Grindcore scene to Ruin Lives.

Epic Trolls are notorious for Pulling Paulies every day of the week.

Joey: Dude I went to Hatebreed last night and saw Jack pullin a Paulie!

Jeff: What you mean bro?

Joey: He was gettin all sobby with some freshman on the side of the pit. He got madd road head on the way back!

Jeff: Eh she'll be gone within the week.

by tibetanmonkexperience July 16, 2011

Paulie J

A Paulie j is a lit ass person who is often around crazy unexpected events and someone who is bold exciting and fun to be around and just chill in general.

You been acting like a paulie j bro teach me your ways

by Crazebrobro July 4, 2019

PaulieHD

(pronoun) to do something so uninteresting but still boasting about it

He's such a PaulieHD

by PaulieHD February 3, 2023

paussie

An Aussie who's a pussy, troll, or griefer online who can't come up with any creative comebacks or generate any sort of interesting factual information Similar to a dipshit jock , applies to online griefers who are Aussies.

Guy 1: "Hey look, it's that muppet paussie Markkoh94."

Guy 2: "Ugh. He's just special in the head for griefing. What a fag."

Guy 3: "What the fuck happened to my base in Minecraft?! It's fucking ruined!"

by Markkoh94isafaglulz November 15, 2011

paulsexual

when you you feel attracted to the Ohio bitches

12 year old: "Im paulsexual"
Some other guy: "your a fucking retard"

by unicorn ass 4 life September 16, 2017

Paulspeak

A language invented by Paulo Embry

Here's a sample
Jungily Gym----Jungle Gym
Stick with the prongs-----Forks
Stick with a bowl-----Spoons
Ice Lolly------popsicle
Warm fuzzy-------wolf coat
Chompy chompy------tooth
Sammay-----Sam, Paul's cult leader
Somethin' somethin'-----sex
Oil Cittay-------Oil City, Paul's hometown now
naughty-----slutty
Lee-Lee-------Leah, Paul's only "female" friend
Archay---Archie Click, Paul's halfway-straight friend
Chitty chitty-----shapeshifting
one piece suit------human form
QHRS----where Paul graduated his senoir year of Eighth Grade

Paul: "Now, me and Archay are gonna chitty-chitty into our warm fuzzies in Oil Cittay."
Phil: "You me you and Archie are going to shape shift into wolves in Oil City?"

Paul: "Please pass the stick with the prongs."
Sam: "You mean forks?"
Paul: "No, stick with the prongy-prongies."
Sam: "It's forks."
Paul: "No, it's stick with the prongy-prongies."
Sam: "Paul....it's forks."
Paul: "STICK WITH THE------"
Archie: "It's no use when he's using Paulspeak."

by Tahsois July 17, 2010

Paulsexual

The expressed interest, sexually or physiologically in a 1st century roman soldier or roman historical designs. This interest may be closely related to homosexuality or bisexuality do to the interest oftentimes comes to a roman soldier, who, at the time, would be mostly male. However, the straight community can justify this sexuality due to the fact that roman soldiers are just so badass... y'know.

Damn that AD 276 Roman Auxiliary got me feelin kinda Paulsexual. Not gonna lie, i would tap that.

by Dhat Bhoi January 1, 2020