2 definitions by Tahsois

Paulspeak

A language invented by Paulo Embry

Here's a sample
Jungily Gym----Jungle Gym
Stick with the prongs-----Forks
Stick with a bowl-----Spoons
Ice Lolly------popsicle
Warm fuzzy-------wolf coat
Chompy chompy------tooth
Sammay-----Sam, Paul's cult leader
Somethin' somethin'-----sex
Oil Cittay-------Oil City, Paul's hometown now
naughty-----slutty
Lee-Lee-------Leah, Paul's only "female" friend
Archay---Archie Click, Paul's halfway-straight friend
Chitty chitty-----shapeshifting
one piece suit------human form
QHRS----where Paul graduated his senoir year of Eighth Grade

Paul: "Now, me and Archay are gonna chitty-chitty into our warm fuzzies in Oil Cittay."
Phil: "You me you and Archie are going to shape shift into wolves in Oil City?"

Paul: "Please pass the stick with the prongs."
Sam: "You mean forks?"
Paul: "No, stick with the prongy-prongies."
Sam: "It's forks."
Paul: "No, it's stick with the prongy-prongies."
Sam: "Paul....it's forks."
Paul: "STICK WITH THE------"
Archie: "It's no use when he's using Paulspeak."

by Tahsois July 15, 2010

Paul O. Embry

Paul O. Embry is a sixteen year old cultist who is from Arizona but has moved to Washington to join a cult. He's very short and skinny, with short black hair and huge brown eyes. Many think he's very cute, but don't be fooled. Paul has an awful temper and mood swings. When he gets angry, he makes a Chitty Chitty Chitty noise and it's up to his cult leader to calm him down or else he'll shift into an emaciated wolf with cigarette colored fur. He is very kind otherwise, and is bisexual but makes many friends. He has Paulspeak, a language only his cult friends know.

For more info on Paul, see "Paulspeak", "Jungily Gym" and "Sam's Cult".

Sam: Paul, calm down.
Paul: Chitty chitty chitty.
Archie: Oh no! He's gonna shift!!!

Sam: Paul O. Embry, calm yourself

Paul: Uh, uh, okay Sam BANG *shifts*
Sam: Damn it.

Jorge: Paul, not again.

by Tahsois July 15, 2010