patio monkey

somewhat related to porch monkey; but has a caucasion spin; someone that sits on their patio and does not have a job, they mostly talking about building patios

I was walking by the rose garden and some patio monkey with a plaid shirt on tried to preform cunnilingus on me.

by big saaf November 9, 2009

catio patio

Say this if you want to get punched in the face.

Boy1: the catio patio....
Boy2: (punches boy1 in face) Fuck you

by anonymous October 20, 2022

patioed

Refers to the condition or state of excessive drunkenness acquired whilst day-drinking on a patio. Origin: 2005, Auburn University: Sigma Alpha Epsilon house floating dock & fratio, Bodega, & Momma G's Deli.

"I thought Randy was going to play 18 with us this afternoon?" "Randy?! Oh, there's no way he's making it to the course. He's patioed."

by Touched By An Uncle May 25, 2012

Patio

It’s means pussio and patty together

Wag1 yu patio

by Patio 12345 ching January 11, 2020

patio to the moon

A word used commonly but not exclusively by white male fathers of teenage daughters meaning to:

1. Look or dress very well
2. Do something that people deem as iconic similar and exchangeable with words like "slay" and "iconic" and "king/queen shit"

Omg youre literally an icon like patio to the moon <3

by Saccino January 13, 2024

AARON PATIO PECKHAM

Another SUNDAY where the patio with the RED WINDOW shade is lifted by THE SWAN.

Hey another AARON PATIO PECKHAM and we can split together for your DIGS of your SUNNY URBAN PICK.

by DEFINITION DOMINANT October 2, 2021

Patio

Someone that is so swag that majority of the population can’t handle it. Someone that causes the girls to go crazy and the boys crazier.

Patio shit on the floor

by Illinois hate August 29, 2021