Patch Eyed Demon 

Nickname given to Charlemagne the God via Momma's Cooking

Kwame Brown serving Momma's Cooking on Charlemagne the God on YouTube. "OH GAWD! Patch Eyed Demon Patched eyed black face short little demon OH GAWD!"

Patch Eyed Demon by That Madness August 23, 2021

patch crowe

Holy hotness! This guy is a singer in the boyband Beyond 5. His full name is Terrence Patrick Crowe III, but he goes by Patch. He is from Brisbane, Australia. Aside from singing, Patch enjoys reading, playing sports, and taking showers (he said it himself on twitter.) He has perfect blond hair, blue eyes, an amazing voice, and has a smolder comparable to that of Flynn Rider's from the movie Tangled. He is a really sweet and funny person. You will often catch him laughing at himself onstage. Patch is a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. He also gives THE BEST hugs ever. Whoever ends up with him will be one lucky girl.

"I went to a Beyond 5 concert and got serenaded by Patch Crowe!" *falls over and dies of happiness*

"Did you see Patch Crowe shimmy up on stage during the Beyond 5 concert? He is the best dancer!"

patch crowe by beyond5_fangirls January 19, 2014

Patch mouth 

The art of fooling people into thinking your doing it BIG for personal enjoyment or fulfillment

Foo ima Patch Mouth everyone on Facebook and Say i'm chilling in San Francisco when i'm really at my Mom's Crib

Patch mouth by dave uno October 15, 2010

Patch of Grass 

When somebody (usually girls) do not shave their legs and decide to wear ripped jeans with a big rip, so their leg hair shows.

Becky:Should I wear these ripped jeans, even though I haven't shaved in weeks?

Vicky: Well, if you want your patch of grass to show

Patch of Grass by Zeelinny November 14, 2016

Patch Chaser 

A female who tries to have sex or relationships with members of a motorcycle club, solely members who have club patches on their jackets or vests.

Amy really shows her support for the club. All the members ran a train on her. She only fucks club members, she's a patch chaser.

Patch Chaser by Sweetie Cakes June 20, 2008

patch day 

The day that shines with human error. Happens when MMORPGs get updated or "fixed" with a patch, and madness breaks out on the forums about "Omg I cant log in!" or "Fix teh game or im not paying no more!!" Then they try to blame it on the players that they are doing something wrong.

Usually lasts until the start of the next day.

Never play on patch day.

patch day by Fir3g0d February 15, 2005

Patch Pirate 

One in the bass fishing community who shows up to to tournaments and other gatherings wearing patches and logos of product found in the fishing world trying to portray the image of affiliation with a brand. Gernerally speaking these are the type of people who are on internet forums preaching the word of fishing and how great they are, but are usually posers' who work a regular 9-5 job and would like others to think they are professional fisherman.

"At least you will look like you know what you are doing if you fish with that patch pirate."

Patch Pirate by Captain Fabulous April 24, 2008