Oyster Parlor

It’s 3am. All the dives are closed. You’re trying to hit the bodega to grab some brews. In the distance, you see her. A solid 5 is dressed in some fishnets and bad ideas. You take her home. Smash. Later, after a pump and dump, she peels her clam apart. That sticky noise? That’s the oyster parlor.

“Bruh last night, that girl? Smashed. But now all I can think about is the after party, her oyster parlor.”

by Prehistoric Slut November 5, 2022

parlor trick

What da spider famously tried to play on da fly through verbal enticement --- i.e., inviting in said buzzy being with promises of fine and homey accommodations.

Even modern-day folks could take a lesson from Mary Howitt's early-1800's kiddie-poem --- there are always gonna be plenty of deceitful shysters around who will try all number of "parlor tricks" on you in an attempt to lure you into their "webs of deception", such as financial scams, empty promises of romance, false/exaggerated claims or destitution, etc.

by QuacksO July 11, 2023

Dinning parlor

An establishment where you dine while you are being discreetly serviced (getting blowjob) under the table.

Hey you want to hit up a dinning parlor? It's my birthday?
Hi son time for you to lose your virginity, just tell your mom we going to a dinning parlor.

by BananaNutmeg2 July 16, 2022

Go to the hat parlor

Going to the store to buy condoms

After last week i need to go to the hat parlor

by con4man October 22, 2009

Quickie Parlor

Brothel, whorehouse, house of ill repute.

Hey Clark, lets head over to the quickie parlor, Im in the mood for a Frosty Jim show.

by JDLucas1369 July 31, 2016

parlor sparking

Making out on the front porch or parlor of a house.

Daniel and Denise were at home parlor sparking last night.

by Snoodan November 18, 2013

Defunct Pachinko Parlor

A defunct pachinko parlor is a former gambling establishment that no longer operates, where people once played a Japanese game resembling a pinball machine with automatic payoff.

"The sign on the defunct pachinko parlor proclaims 21ST CENTURY, but the style—kanji in neon outlined in individual light bulbs?"
- Infomocracy (Malka Older)

by bookworm.2.0 January 12, 2025