Parched Fart

when you have a really airy fart

ugh i just had such a parched fart.

by glue gun stanley April 15, 2019

parchmental

The state of mind one enters after a prolonged period of alcohol abstinence.

"I hear our great friend Chowny is going parchmental out there. They tell me the poor bloke has not laid eyes on a schooner for over 9 days!"

by Albert Dickfos April 21, 2019

pawchy

An oldschool non toxic but very contagious (otherwise known as pawchism)male senoir citizen that can found surrounded by beautiful women and fakin dance in the southern region of Alberta. Stick with me and I'll be alright. Banana Apple Fish.

That's what Pawchy said....

by CiCi and the cookie monster February 18, 2020

parchie_pro

someone who bullies everyone because they have no life whatsoever

that guy is such a parchie_pro

by notjamesnicecool April 16, 2021

Pachycephali

A (consensual) fight in which the two to three participants run into each other head first until someone gives up. Normally done for a small sum of money on a flat field.

"Hey bro, wanna Pachycephali tonight for a hundred bucks?"
"Yeah bro."

by n0t_dutch June 28, 2022

Parched mosquito

A person who hasn't gotten any head in a while

Mr. Mull is a parched mosquito

by Homonotfound February 21, 2023

sexually parched

When it's been so long since the last time you had sex, your genitals are all dried up.

"Dude, I'm sexually parched. My girl took the open sign down. She won't let me tap that."

by Mr. R0b0t November 21, 2019