AIDS Parade

A derogatory term often used while sitting in traffic referring to the cars between you and your destination. An AIDS parade is generally held every weekend from December through March on I-70 in Colorado. This term can also be used as a derogatory colloquialism expressing a great distaste for ones life, mannerisms, or actions.

Damnit Jew, would you look at this AIDS parade in front of us?

Jew, you really are a fucking one man AIDS Parade!

by TiredReality July 22, 2009

Snatch Parade

When you are so crowded by pussy that you just don't know where to put your pecker. Often the ones having a snatch parade are the ass holes that don't deserve the girls.. and most often involve girls that me, you and your friends will never have a chance with.

1."Dude that jerk is having a constant snatch Parade"

2.Guy: "oh hey, how have you been?"
Ex Girlfriend: "I've been good, I'm engaged now"
Guy: "yeah, it's been constant snatch parade for me"

by Dylbinator October 13, 2010

parade rest

A drill and ceremony position executed from the position of attention. It has nothing to do with attractive women and doesn't remotely refer to standing at attention. It is also used when speaking to a non-commissioned officer who is ranked higher than you.

Solider: Hey 1st Sergeant, what time is final formation?
NCO: Soldier, you better stand at fucking parade rest when you address the 1st Sergeant. You know what, get the fuck down and push!
Soldier: Goddamnit.

by Schwaka0 March 2, 2016

Mayday Parade

The other people are wrong..
Mayday Parade vocals were made up of Derek Sanders and JASON LANCASTER, who left the band in April 2007 after recording A Lesson in Romantics. He is now in the band, Go Radio.
But.. Mayday Parade is still the best band ever!! And they are the sweetest guys you will ever meet.

I've been listening to MAYDAY PARADE in my car for a year and a half because they are that awesome.

by dani schirmer October 5, 2008

douche parade

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)

Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...

by --Jonathan H. November 19, 2007

Get off at Sydney Parade

To pull out of a girl before ejaculation. In direct reference to the Dublin dart stop 'Sydney Parade', the term was popularised by Ross O'Carroll Kelly and one of his novels, 'Should Have Got Off At Sydney Parade'. An Irish phrase.

I have no condoms, what the fuck am I going to do?

You'll just have to get off at Sydney Parade, my man.

by Ross O'Carroll Kelly November 27, 2019

pasadena mudslide

This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)

Unfortunately this wasn't possible on Ridgly but Baily did well.

by Chester January 11, 2005