professional fundraiser

Really annoying telemarketers that are exempt from National Do Not Call Lists who call asking for donations for really good sounding organizations and programs yet only a very small percentage of the donated funds go to those programs

"do you make commissions off of what I donate?"

"No ma'am, I'm a professional fundraiser and I do not make commissions. I get paid the same hourly wage whether you donate or not."

by AudiPrincess February 9, 2018

Professional Coper

A person who is willing to never accept there in the wrong and they just cope.

Look at Greyson he is a Professional coper

by AshtonL January 28, 2023

PPB (Professional Polite Bitch)

A PPB is a professional polite bitch. Someone who comes off as polite and professional, but also has a condescending and rude attitude/demeanor.

This customer service representative I spoke with really did not care about my situation, but she was definitely a PPB (Professional Polite Bitch). Props to her for holding up.

I tend to be a PPB at work, I am nice enough so I am not fired but bitchy enough so people know I don't care.

by LingDanc803 November 20, 2018

professional mother

One who bears children strictly for the welfare benefits that follow the birth. Such people never actually utilize these benefits to support their children but to support their drug, alcohol, etc... habits. This is usually done by people who for one reason or another, cannot or will not obtain legitimate employment so resort to becoming a pro mom.

Some of the people standing in the welfare line are professional mothers, plain and simple.

by byteme March 5, 2004

Professional Retard

An obstructionist. See bureaucracy, committee mentality, legislator, attorney, and corporation.

Professional retards get paid to prevent anyone else from accomplishing anything, but some people are like that for the fun of it.

by Downstrike November 24, 2004

Orbit Professional

An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.

-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!

by Urban_Fellow July 2, 2006

Professional Woman

A woman who participates in the workforce and who generally receives some type of specialization or higher education training.

Her mom is a professional woman. She owns her own business and everything!

by NopeNope April 16, 2013