Offline Predator

A person who uses real-world means in order to solicit sex from other people who are usually many years younger than them. These people are commonly found in grocery stores, parks, bars, and malls. They can be recognized by their rape van, molestache, and rapist glasses.

-"Did you see that old guy spittin' on college girls at the grocery store?"
-"Yeah he was a total offline predator."

by Pentagon March 21, 2010

Prednisone

a drug that most people have a love/hate relationship with..it works quickly to calm inflammation and pain from things like asthma, colitis, arthritis and so forth, but it makes you CRAZY. you can't sleep, your face gets puffy, you have the appetite of a ravenous bear and you want to bite everyone's head off. You feel like you are coming out of your skin and yet you know you would rather live with the side effects than be sick but you hope you can get off of this stuff asap before the men in white coats come and get your ass.

"Don't mind her. she's all jacked up on prednisone".
"Damn, this prednisone is making me hungry !"
"I love my puffy prednisone face !!"

by cg2009 April 5, 2010

alien vs predator 2

An awesome pc game, great online.

You look real tired man.

I know, i was up all night playing avp2.

by Jamie October 28, 2004

Predumptial Fart

The fart or series of farts that occur immediately before defecation (or taking a dump). These farts smell much worse than regular farts because your poop is at it's closest point to the outside of your body.

Dude1: Dude, what is that horrible smell?

Dude2: Sorry dude, it was a predumptial fart.

Dude1: I think you need to go sit on the toilet!

by Buddahrid January 23, 2009

Predrunk

Getting slightly intoxicated before going outside of your residence to drink with your friends in public. Commonly practiced by poorer or more frugal individuals who still want to go out and have a good time.

"I only have ten dollars for drinks for the whole night so I have to get predrunk at Dave's before we went out to the clubbbb to get for realz drunk."

by TheDarkRaver August 28, 2009

Predidactyl

A male that preys on the drunkest females at the party in hopes of getting laid.

Ryan is always such a predidactyl at his house parties.

by Vinniegoot June 16, 2011

Predisent

Pseudonym for an illegitimate president.

"Predisent Trump had the "biggest inauguration crowd ever" which leaves me wondering about his campaign promises about he size of his penis."

by The California Kid June 10, 2017