Poseidon's dickslap

Giving a dickslap with a sweaty dick covered with semen.

John gave Bernadette a Poseidon's dickslap after having sexual intercourse.

by Poseidon 5000 October 24, 2018

Poseidon's Fountain

Similar to Poseidon's Kiss, but the water gets flung out of the toilet bowl onto the floor

Dude 1: Yo, why is there water on the floor?

Dude 2: Poseidon's Fountain struck again

Dude 1: Would you not clean it up?

by Badidasqitiman February 2, 2022

Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0

Remember the splash from the original? Picture the same, except that this time, you're puking. It is much worse. v2.0.

This person I know, Steve, hurled into a toilet bowl. We all do that. He got a splash in his face. A little, but that matters little. Poseidon's Kiss, next level Poseidon's Kiss, v2.0) is what it was.

by charismatix July 28, 2022

Poseidon's Snog

Poseidon's Snog - similar to a Poseidon's Kiss where toilet water splashes your asshole, but instead the toilet fails to cope with such a large shit that it sprays water all over your ass, legs, chest and face.

My shit was so fat that both me and my iPhone received a Poseidon's Snog whilst I was using the toilet.

by Hewerl August 2, 2016

Poseidon’s Wrath

When you have an explosive shit and water splashes all over your bathroom.

“Yesterday I had poseidon’s wrath, that shit hurt, nigga.”

by 09aidan09 September 15, 2018

Poseidon’s Kiss

A Splatoon term for when your tentacle gently grazes the water but you live.

I thought I fell into the soup, but I just did Poseidon’s kiss instead!

by Holyheckinmoo April 29, 2023

Poseidon Adventure

Anything and everything pertaining to water.

"I'm gonna take a shower."
"Poseidon Adventure?"
"Poseidon Adventure."

by Little Drummer Ian August 29, 2006