Pistachio

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

by winklestinkle August 15, 2018

PISTACHIO

A pistachio wearing an afro

Wow look at that pistachios afro man

by Headsupali February 25, 2025

Pistachio

Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...

"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.

by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023

Pistachio

In reference to the Clit of female who has scleroderma.

Dam, Steph’s scleroderma is so bad her clit resembles a pistachio.

by LeakyJoint February 27, 2025

Pistachio

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

Pistachio

Used to express satisfaction with a result or reply.
Can be used as a synonym for perfect, great, fabulous, awesome, etc.

"I'll be with you in five minutes."

"Pistachio!"

by d'jan January 04, 2024

Alyssa Pistachio

Alyssa Pistachio is an amazing person to encounter in one’s life. When you first see her, you’ll think she’s a quiet person. However, when talking to her off guard, you’ll find out a lot of similarities with her and become friends. Later on in a couple of months, you’ll talk to her more and more and become closer as friends. She’ll being you joy, happiness, and many more qualities in your life. She’s not only giving you qualities in life, but the purpose of having a genuine person in life. This is why Alyssa Pistachio is the best Alyssa to ever be encountered with!

Alyssa Pistachio is a pistachio nut

by Your dad123;-8 April 21, 2023