noun; derived from the adjective "perfect;" refers to any situation in life that is absolutely perfect, celebratory, or monumental.
Can also extend to refer to Really Good Times in a relationship ("Yeah, we were in Perf City. I was the mayor.")
The "Perf City Slashers" is the home baseball team for Perf City. When times exceed even the city limits for Perf City, you should announce the starting lineup for The Perf City Slashers, and expect a performance of Space- Jam proportion.
Can also extend to refer to Really Good Times in a relationship ("Yeah, we were in Perf City. I was the mayor.")
The "Perf City Slashers" is the home baseball team for Perf City. When times exceed even the city limits for Perf City, you should announce the starting lineup for The Perf City Slashers, and expect a performance of Space- Jam proportion.
Perf City commonly deserves a one-way-ticket-- i.e. If something is really great, you should buy a OWT to Perf City, because there's no need to come back. And you should declare this.
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Bro 1: Bro last night, guess what I did with Mikayla
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys
Bro 2: Bro was it a Perf Dirk
Bro 2: Bro ew what the fuck? You know Perf Dirk is for the boys
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Basically anyone with the name Jeff, and especially those with the last name Carl, fall into this category. When you hear this phrase you can expect the person being referenced to have at least a 10 inch penis, and 16 pack abs. They will look at you once with their piercing blue eyes and you will immediately drop dead of a heart attack from an overflow of adrenaline. But it’s worth dying in this way because your body also will crystallize into diamonds so your family will be set for life.
Bro 1: Perf... like you
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
Bro 2: Thanks bro.
Bro 1: nah dude I wasn’t talking to you, I was just announcing the arrival of Jeff.
Bro 2: oh holy fuck. There he is. Wow. What a magnificent specimen.
Bro 1: yeah be sure not to look him directly in the eye, unless you’re trying to die.
Bro 2: well it’d be a worth death.
Bro 1: yeah you’re right. My fault. I’m an idiot and I will now catch his gaze.
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